True Ignorance

Trueignorance took a short break but is back to bring the best of what is going on in our country so that while the White House attacks the only media outlet reporting the truth, the truth will still somehow prevail.  

Last night on the social networking site, twitter.com conservatives came together for an “If I were a liberal“ tirade.  It did not target democrats but the ignorance that exists in those that feel President Obama is some sort of perfect messiah.

If I were a liberal:

• “I’d investigate steroids in baseball but ignore corruption in congress” (glorytoglory76)
• “I’d make sure people show their ID’s for spraypaint but not to vote” (somethingfishie)
• “I’d proclaim that meat is murder but not abortion”
• “I couldn’t quote a single founding father but have memorized Marx and Mao” (nathancoffey)
• “It wouldn’t matter that I overslept this morning.  Darn you, gainful employment” (ABelmares)
• “I would be on the phone right now finding out what my talking points for the day will be” (Daggetdbeaver)
• “My motto would be, ‘if all else fails, lie and raise taxes’”
• “Would practice bipartisanship by changing the locks on the doors” (Alinsky Defeater)
• “I could ignore human rights violations in 17 countries, but would explode when a state voted against gay marriage” (somethingfishie)
• “I would feign compassion to gain control” (GloriouslyDark)
• “I’d solve all of my problems with the following words, ‘It’s not fair’!” (zonymous)
• “I would fight for your privacy rights in the bedroom, unless it was to change your lights to CFL’s” (cajunmaverick)
• “I wouldn’t do anything because I know Uncle Sam will do it all for me!  He’s the best!!!” (ilmor)
• “I would take guns away from law abiding American citizens but be ok with Iran having nuclear weapons” (trueignorance)
• “I would understand that freedom of speech and press only applies to me” (ilmor)
• “I would work to decriminalize child molestation” (ObamaBash)
• “I would wait for Obama to give me some of “his” money rather than go out and get a job” (trueignorance)
• “I would ban toy guns to make sure parents don’t have to be responsible for teaching their kids” (trueignorance)
• “I would believe that a woman has a right to choose as long as she chooses abortion” (trueignorance)
• “I would think Obama, Reid and Pelosi were logical, intelligent and genuine” (Bermuda_Blue)
• “I wouldn’t care who the president is as long as he is not George Bush and if he is black and liberal he’s perfect!” (trueignorance)
• “I’d thank God for…wait…I wouldn’t believe in God” (zonymous)
• “I would hate guns because they kill people and would ignore all statistics because they “feel” dangerous” (trueignorance)
• “It would take me at least 58 days to decide what to do in Afghanistan” (zonymous)
• “I’d bite my opponent’s finger off!” (jaxy89)
• “I’d be ok with tax increases because I don’t pay them anyway…at least we can get back at the rich!” (trueignorance)
• “Although I am not putting anything into the system I would believe that anything I have to pay for is an injustice”
• “Instead of diet and exercise, I would wait around for the gov’t to outlaw the things that make me fat”
• “I would be programmed to respond only with two words – ‘hater’ and ‘racist’” (ilmor)
• “I’d ask my parents if I could borrow the car for my 39th birthday” (zonymous)
• “I would deny my racial hatred by accusing you of being a hateful racist” (WhiteLonz)
• “I’d start the #ifiwasaconservative hashtag because I have no new ideas of my own” (decidedlyright)
• “I would drive my prius to the airport and jet across the country to protest climate change” (Dhummi)

It is continuing but as the conservatives go to work, the liberals that are at home, jobless (who much of these are pertaining to) are beginning to attack them.  The thing that happened last night is that many conservatives came together to vent about things that irritate them regarding the current administration and much of the insanity that exist with Obama’s followers.